he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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