I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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