Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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