1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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