At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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