So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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