You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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