Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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