So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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