please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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