I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
