When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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