I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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