i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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