when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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