i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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