Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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