So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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