doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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