So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
