Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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