called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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