dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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