She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
tell me about the fingering
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