"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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