So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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