You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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