Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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