I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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