I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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