I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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