Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
