K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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