just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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