yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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