I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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