Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
