How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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