I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
