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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  :( I'm sorry!!!

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  sexual favors sorry?

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  absolutely not

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• (914): View more from New York

  She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.

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• (209): View more from California

  i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  where are you?

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  Hypothermia

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.

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  Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.

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  Challenge accepted. See you in hell.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.

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