Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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