who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Randomize
