Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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