Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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