I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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