I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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