there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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