Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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