Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
