On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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